Keep the employee emotionally afloat. Reach 547. He gets the car.
Same game, same 547 clicks, same GNX. R just lets the script say what PG-13 only panics about.
The counter counts compliments the way HE counts them. “Counted the way HE counts it.”
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R MODE — 18+
This mode contains adult dark humour: implied drug use (never shown being smoked — house rule, both ratings), heavy drinking played for comedy, sexual references (never shown, never with anyone underage, never with him), profanity, and Jeffrey Epstein as a disgraced dead criminal in an orange jumpsuit getting exactly what he deserves.
The jokes get meaner. The coping does not get better.